The New Reagan
It is a mystery to me how a party that touts its populist credentials as heavily as the GOP does can still be so utterly devoted to hero worship. Perhaps it has something to do with the general penchant for worship within the party, but that’s neither here nor there. The quintessential example of the hero of the right has been and continues to be President Reagan, though by now I would hope that even the most devoted followers of his will have realized that he was not the conservative hero they think. Not unlike how conservatives ignore the parts of the bible where Jesus scorns the wealthy and commands his followers to live a life of service to the poor, they seem to ignore the tax hikes, more open immigration policy, and lack of hatred for gays that were at least part of the Reagan reality. And although there is no stopping the crusade of naming everyone and everything after Ronald Reagan, the right seems to have found a new crush.
I don’t know exactly what it is about men with over inflated egos, but the Right really does have a type. They like ‘em white, “strong,” authoritative, and manly. I guess when you consider that it shouldn’t be all that shocking that the Right has fallen head over heels for Vladimir Putin. And before you correct me and show the countless articles of conservatives claiming that Putin is a villain, let me explain what I mean by their love for this odd little man. Because, not unlike the way that people sometimes refer to god, the conservative movement fears and loves Putin in almost equal measure.
Perhaps it’s just a simple case of the grass is always greener and in this ever more diverse world the right just has fewer choices. They hate Obama so everyone else looks like a better leader in comparison, but they can’t like David Cameron because he’s too posh, they can’t like Angela Merkel because she’s too feminine, they can’t like Francois Hollande because he’s too socialist, and they can’t like Stephen Harper because who’s ever heard of Stephen Harper? But then from across the windswept Siberian tundra comes the man of their dreams, a man who might bring us back to the good old days, the Cold War. Putin represents a return to simpler, see primitive, values.
Most of the world rightly thinks of Putin’s shirtless escapades as something to be laughed at, but if you squint your eyes he almost looks like a cowboy riding off into the radioactive sunset. And maybe it’s more than just the surface stuff that makes him so appealing to the Right. Maybe it’s the way he is much better at enacting hate laws targeted against homosexuals. Maybe it’s the way he acts unilaterally damn the consequences that harkens back to the days when America could just nuke some islands in the Pacific as if to say, “what are you going to do about it?”
The right has been so dogged in creating this image of Obama as an effeminate, intellectual, cowardly dandy that of course they feel the need to go along with this inflated image of Putin as some strongman. And let’s not forget that at 5’7” Putin is not only about half a foot shorter than President Obama but the same height as Napoleon, so perhaps inflated is just the way some people roll. Nonetheless the right has seen this propagandistic version of Putin and continually ask, “why can’t you be more like that, Obama?” As if simply talking with a gruff voice and spitting at the ground gets things done.
The reason why the Russian people keep electing him has been because the economy has generally gotten better under him, but there are some confounding factors that need to be looked at that paint a less than rosy picture for Putin going forward. The gap between the richest and the poorest in Russia is about as bad as the US, but unlike the US this isn’t the result of long-lasting issues but a very recent phenomenon. Putin’s policies have lifted some out of poverty, but more than anything it has funneled money up to a few plutocrats. Oh wait, maybe this is why the Republicans love him alongside Reagan. And although this is a source of some division in Russia he has maintained a pretty decent level of popularity, but the increased effect of international sanctions is chipping away at his image as a bringer of wealth. This leaves only the cult of personality that he has been grooming, something that the Right is only too willing to get behind.
So much of the Republican platform is devoted to the idea that America was once a great superpower in the world, and that we need to return to this state of supremacy über alles. One of the foundations of this place in the world was the enemy behind the Iron Curtain that made an inflated military, distrust of the Left, and general xenophobia necessary. In Putin, I think, many on the right see a new Stalin or Khrushchev that they can fight. In the rhetoric leveled against Putin by the Right they call him the next Hitler, plotting his ambitions of world domination. His invasion of Crimea is the annexation of the Rhineland, and now he’s preparing to anschluss the rest of the former Soviet states because the rest of the world won’t do anything.
This all makes for wonderful rhetoric, but the reality paints a slightly different picture. As much as Putin would like the world to believe that he is the man in charge right now, he doesn’t have much to work with. Compare his economy to the US or China or the EU or even Japan and you realize that Russia isn’t that big of a player. The only reason people in the rest of the world do business with Russia at this point is because they need oil, but every year this becomes less and less crucial as countries develop alternatives to fossil fuels. The state of the Russian military is always something of a mystery as the Kremlin has long been the master of hiding the reality of a crumbling infrastructure. But I could be wrong, Putin may well be set to start a grand crusade to reclaim the former Union, but something tells me it’s all talk.
And yet Putin is routinely labeled as the single greatest threat to America on the Right. I have heard quite a bit recently that conservatives are saying Mitt Romney was a prophet in declaring Russia as the single biggest geopolitical foe we face in America, fortunately like his binders full of women, this is imaginary. It’s true that in the immediate aftermath of the annexation of Crimea there was a sudden rush of nationalist fervor in Russia in Putin’s favor, but it is short lived. Putin does have the benefit of state run news to keep people from hearing the truth about what goes on in the world, but it can’t live forever in this world of drastically changing media. The bizarre conspiracies that float around in Russia are entertaining in their own right, but I just don’t believe the Russian people are so dumb that they won’t inevitably recognize the wool that he has tried to pull over their eyes.
But I get the feeling the GOP is putting all of its money on Putin. Is it because they love his “manliness,” because he offers the possibility of a simpler MADer world, because they think anything’s better than Obama? I don’t know. What I do know is that Mr Putin and his fans at home and abroad need to seriously consider seeing either an optometrist or a psychiatrist because between their eyes and their brains, something ain’t right.