Gods of Old
It is perhaps not surprising that the part of the American political spectrum that incessantly chants about their own piety and reverence of god should be the same group that deifies certain figures of the past, but it certainly is hypocritical. After all, though many tend to forget it, the Ten Commandments don’t open with the thou shalt not steal business. No it begins, “I am the Lord thy God. Thou shalt have no other gods before Me.” And just to ensure that not even the idea of god gets praised before god himself it continues with a condemnation of the creation of graven images. So much for all those crucifixes people where around their necks. But leaving aside that hypocrisy let’s look at exactly who the political Right deifies, why they do it, and who is excluded from the lofty heights of that pantheon of founding fathers.
George Washington is truly first in the hearts of his countrymen, among other things, so it seems only fitting to begin with the first person ever elected to Presidency of the United States under the Constitution. Washington and his compatriots are revered above all others as the visionary creators of the best, freest, most awe inspiring nation to ever be brought forth upon the face of this earth. As you may have noticed I had to tone down the rhetoric that surrounds the cult of Washington. Not that this is a new cult mind you. If you haven’t seen the statues of Washington in the form of a Zeus-like god, you should really check it out for a laugh. Among all the founding fathers he is held up as the most impressive and the most virtuous.
This is understandable as Washington represents everything the Right looks for in a president. He was a successful general, extremely rich, focused on domestic policy, and one of the few theistic founders, even if he was a freemason. He commanded respect from everyone who saw him with his height and fashionable clothes, his gleaming white horse and considering his achievements, a very modest man. However he attained his near mythical status for his act of stepping down after the second term of his presidency despite great popularity, a Cincinnatus for the new Republic. What the Right tends to omit from the record is that he was a slave holding, homophobic hypocrite(one of his most important generals under Washington Friedrich von Steuben was gay), although I must say that two out of three would still apply to a great swath of the modern Republican Party. Perhaps more to the point of why I am surprised the Right likes him is because he was an adamant defender of taxes and elitism. He crushed the Whiskey Rebellion to ensure they payed their taxes, and the “people” didn’t elect him, unless by people you mean white, land-owning men, which again two out of three ain’t bad.
But to talk about him as if he were a human being with faults that tarnish an otherwise impressive life is insulting to his memory apparently. Others of his same period receive similar reverence, if perhaps to a lesser extent. There is a crowd among the Right that occasionally like to champion Thomas Jefferson as their representative of the small government they adore. But like the ebbing and flowing of the tides, there is an inevitable push back when they remember that aside from being a slave owner, he was at best a deist(possibly atheist), government expanding, learned francophile. The last bit being the unforgivable sin on the Right. It is for that reason that though he is deified on the Right, he is also often pushed to the back of their attention so they can gloss over his faults. And let’s be clear here, all people have faults, but there is a whitewashing force on the Right that doesn’t want to talk about nuance.
Recently it’s been interesting to see how the Right has begun to turn against their own party’s real founding father, President Lincoln. Perhaps it has something to do with the Republican Party gaining so much steam in the Deep South that the tide has turned against that damned Yankee. They criticize him, not for suspending the Writ of Habeas Corpus, but for somehow being responsible for the outbreak of the Civil War. Again this rewriting of history creates a narrative that in many ways is the mirror image of truth, as it was South Carolina, the first state of the Confederacy that opened fire on the Union stronghold of Fort Sumter. It was the South that attempted to secede that began the conflict, and began the Civil War for the despicable cause of slavery. And again the Right has tried to reframe the issue, not to remind people that Lincoln didn’t actually free anyone with the Emancipation Proclamation, but to say that the Civil War was about State’s Rights. Number one the obvious question is, “The state’s right to do what?” And beyond that, we live in a federal republic where the federal government does indeed supersede the authority of the states, which is why there are no more legal sodomy laws for example.
No Lincoln, being the “perpetrator” of the “War of Northern Aggression,” still is not among the pantheon of the Right, even if they occasionally like to parade his image around to pretend that they still care about the rights of minorities. Certainly he isn’t as venerated as the true savior of the Union and democracy, Ronald Reagan. President Reagan the Hollywood actor who cut deals with Iran and Nicaraguan terrorists, the guy who raised taxes eleven times as president, the guy who embraced open immigration policies, the guy who drove America deep into debt, he is the god amongst gods. Or rather the idea of him, because again things like history and facts don’t necessarily lead to easy answers, just accurate ones.
But why does the Right do this? Why do they seek out high and mighty examples of perfection to follow to the ends of the earth? After all the Republican Party is supposed to be the party of individualism and independence from political figures. I think the best way to understand the answer is to look at the figures on the Right that don’t treat these gods of old as sacred cows. The people on the right who I actually learn from, who think through their beliefs, who are reasonable people with whom I disagree do not blindly follow these dead leaders. People like Jon Huntsman, who don’t ignore science and history are not terribly popular among conservatives, but are people that I could actually stomach voting for. And though he is a religious man, he does not pray at the alter of these gods and heroes. Why? Because he knows what he’s talking about.
So much of the problems the Right has have to do with their vilifying intelligence and education. They call for “the right to be wrong,” instead of trying to learn and perhaps coming up with good reasons to believe what they believe. But because they don’t want to put the effort into actually thinking they need easily digested and memorized slogans and tidbits to make them feel informed. What’s worse is that media organizations have noticed this same trend in society at large, regardless of political orientation, and have catered to it. So now instead of real conversations with each other about the reality of the people that helped create the country that exists now, learning the lessons from our successes and failures, and otherwise being honest with each other, we are stuck in the echo chambers of our own ideologies. And instead of calmly talking with each other, we are stuck talking past each other at straw men caricatures on shallow blog posts. Scoring points by showing only one side of the story and criticizing the very people that have been so formative in the creation of their ideologies. And just to hit the hammer on the head here, because even heavy sarcasm is too often missed on the internet, yes this last paragraph is supposed to be self referential.